Divaguer: Snarky, Chic and Nerdy

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Monday, October 23, 2006

Irish Binge Drinking

The Irish are one of the worst binge drinkers in the world. I can see bad Irish jokes now. Thank God I'm not Irish.


Liz Hurley postpones wedding

She's looking awfully chunky and her wedding is postponed until she reaches a deal with Ok! And obviously, she wants this to be a grand affair.

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Keith Urban's Uncle wants to wring his neck. ????

As country singer Keith Urban undergoes rehab treatment, with his wife paying daily visits, the fallen idol's uncle Brian Urban said he was shocked that he had taken to the bottle again.

Speaking from his home in Helensville, New Zealand, Mr Brian Urban – brother of the singer’s father Bob – said: "I’d like to get hold of him. I would scrag him (wring his neck)."

Mr Urban said he was not confident that another stay in a rehabilitation centre would help the singer, who has battled alcohol and cocaine addictions in the past and has admitted drinking again.

"Going into rehab like this is not the answer," said Mr Urban."He's done it before, hasn't he? And it didn't fix him. Why should it work the second time?" (Source)

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Halet Jo Osment Pleads No Contest

So what is this former child star's sentence after a DUI and marijuana possession charges?:

-three years probation

-60 hours in an alcohol rehabilitation and education program

-26+ Alcoholics Anonymous meetings over a six-month period.

-$1,500 in fines. (Source)

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Kate is engaged!

It's official. Kate Moss is engaged to The Libertines' ex-frontman and druggie, Pete Do[ug]herty. It is also reported that she is PREGNANT! This would be baby #2 for Kate and Kate/Pete's first.

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Going Japanese

No comment but I threw up a little in my mouth. This is Janet at a news conference in Tokyo.
Click here to see what The New Yorker has to say about her new album, 20 Y.O. Other sources don't have very positive things to say about her new album. Sales were so bad, the J. Dupri has quit his division at Virgin Records.

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Video of the Day: Countdown

Hey..its a slow news day.

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Eww...Screech's Sex Tape

Apparently, Screech has gotten himself two women. Both of them in their twenties. My question is, how does he do that? C'mon now! He looks like this:

Would you date him?

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Not Fair...

How come Jojo gets to get into the 21+ Hyde when I can't even get in? (Source)

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Trying to be Worldy

Current News:
Madonna is going to go on Oprah
Dad pulls gun on son's coach
Queen Guitarist writes an astronomy book
China's Yellow River turns Red. Shame on China...
Someone called Hillary Clinton ugly
Campaigning on clevage, those damned hicks

Its a slow news day people..

[Not new, but not old] Fashion Highlights:

Backstage@Costello Tagliapietra Spring 2007 Ready to Wear
(Lisa Cant)

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Friday, October 20, 2006

Catwalk Chaos

I love it when models get pushed into a ball pit. Reminds me of my childhood.

Video of the Day: SNL Skit

For all of you Lord of the Rings nerds out there (and I say nerds in the kindest way...), here's a treat for you.

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Trying to be Worldly

Current News:
-Scientists create an invisibility cloak
-T.R. Knight comes out of the closet
-Crazy T.V. show: Who wants to be a monk?
-Jamie Pressly is engaged!
-An American in North Korea
-The Astor heiress and the case of the forged signature
-Foley Scandal: A priest's admittance of molestation
-Two idiots compete for the scariest terrorist scenerio resulting in NFL threat letter
-Lil' Kimmy [Jong] regrets nuclear testing?
-Canada "abandoned" Kyoto Protocol?

Totally Random: Kim Jong Il has a Russian name y'all: Yuri Irsenovich Kim. Kimyuri would make an awesome rap name.

[Not current but not old] Fashion Highlights:
Backstage@Peter Som Spring 2007 Ready to Wear
(Iekeliene Stange, Bruna, and Rachel Alexander)Noir Spring 2007 Ready to Wear
(Behati Prinsloo)

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Thursday, October 19, 2006


Ashlee almost had a nip-slip...after the nose fiasco, what other things could she have possibly fixed??

Yeah, its a slow day for me.


Hilary Duff has fabulous jeans

That was sarcastic.

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Avril has a nose job?

This isn't as obvious as Ashley's non-confirmed but obvious tweak, but apparently Avril Lavigne has something done. I thought Ford Models were supposed to be as natural as possible?



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The Angry British

The Sun had a report on Americans seeking British asylum. The gist of the article is this:
"AMERICANS are claiming asylum in Britain, immigration whistleblower Rory Clarke has revealed. He said US citizens claim racial discrimination to qualify immediately for housing, healthcare and £35 a week in benefits. Readers were disgusted by the scandal."
One reader wrote:
DO we really need American bums over here claiming asylum?Our elderly have to struggle on the pittance called basic pension but this could be increased dramatically if the Government didn’t waste resources on bogus asylum claimants.Let us look after our own and halt this free-for-all policy
With all the angry letters written in, imagine how the British would react if they had 11 million illegal immigrants. Thoughts?

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Trying to be Worldy

Current News:
-Ivanka has a "wonky" boob (*snickers*)
-The North Korean Nuclear Site: Do they know that we know?
-Celebrities that believe they are incognito scare me
-Stephen Hawkings marriage is in a BLACK HOLE
-Tom Chaplin of Keane was abusing alcohol and cocaine. Get Well!
-Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice: Conceived a child on the first try?
-Jordan and Peter Andre sing "A Whole New World" together. Sick. (pic on left)

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Video of the Day: MK and Ashley Perfume

Remember back in the good ol' days when they were pretending to be one kid? (well, as Michelle Tanner)

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Chicken Legs

Who do these legs belong to? If you guess its all correctly, you get a trophy. That was sarcastic. I have no trophy but I will give you my undying love. Click on the picture to see who it is.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Green Conspiracy

TMZ has an interesting expose on the so-called go-green celebrities. Note to everyone: Do what you preach. Here's an example from TMZ:

Julia Roberts
On the ground: Roberts drives a Prius, which gets (at best) 60 miles to the gallon, shaving 30 miles off a normal car's m.p.g.
In the air: Chicago/LA, 1,749 miles in a private jet, the route she took with Rupert Everett while shooting "My Best Friend's Wedding."
Gas guzzled: 2,100 gallons of jet fuel.
Prius Penance: Julia would have to drive 30,000 miles, or roughly once around the earth and then some to even out her consumption in the air.

Hmm...I wonder what John Stuart Mills would say.

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Glasses=Not Hetero?

According to this girl, if you wear glasses and apply to the following conditions, you may not be straight:
A Hip-Hop Girl (Female, Los Angeles, Who Cares?) asked:

If a 17 year old senior in high school, had these characteristics would you think he was gay?:

- he talks in a high pitched voice
- he loves clothes and fashion(works at JC Penny)
- claims he is not gay
- he eats alot
- doesn't play any type of sports
- thin, tall
- has mostly female friends maybe 4 or 5 guy friends
- doesn't flip his wrist or talk with a slur or lisp, but is very touchy feely with women
- wears glasses
- short hair cut, almost bald
- doesn't wear jewelry; only a necklace that some family member he is really close to gave him
- claims he is not a virgin and has been sexually involved with 2 women

Would you call him a homosexual, a by-sexual or a transexual?

Read ResponsesAnswer This Question

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Hey! It's Jude Low

He's really hot. He looks like Jude Law. Visit Engrish.com for more interesting...stuff.


Trying to be Worldy

Current News:
-Fabolous the rapper gets shot. Who the hell is he?
-This is just sick. Infant porn?
-Discriminated at the Cracker Barrel. Thank goodness I'm a vegetarian...
-Some crazy scientists just created a new element
-Lawsuit fears gone mad: No more tag or dodgeball at recess!
-Unarmed Ethiopians killed for protesting
-Cinderella and the Princesses Endorses Healthy Eating
-Finally! Whitney divorces Bobby
-Holy Moly! Cameron Diaz is scary in this picture...
-Tori Spelling is going to name her baby Aaron
-How fast can BritBrit Spears lose her fat?
-Yoko Ono sues someone (again)
-Justin Timberlake has a clothing line called "William Rast" (No, its not yet a fashion line)

Fashion Highlights:
William Rast dancers @ L.A. Fashion Week
Backstage @ Moschino Spring 2007 Ready to Wear Collection
Madeleine Berrevoets and look! she does eat) Moschino Spring 2007 Ready to Wear Collection
(Model: Hilary Rhoda)Threeasfour Spring 2007 Ready to Wear Collection
(Model: Cintia Dicker)

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Video of the Day: Vintage Madonna

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Michael Thompson: An Editorial Excerpt

If you haven't seen the current W, I suggest that you check out Thompson's photographs in the editorials. It takes a more photojournalistic perspective, but with a sprinkle of unwillingly fashionable school girl.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Video of the Day: Fashion Flashbacks

Oh yeah..Saved by the Bell. This confuses me though, one episode showed Kelly in the Glee Club and people laughed at her because she couldn't sing? But apparently she had her vocal chords "fixed". But you've gotta love the high cut sportswear..

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Trying to be Worldy

Current Events:
-Wesley Snipes knows how to commit tax fraud
-Mike Tyson wants to hit a woman (again)
-A French political tell-all! (le gasp! Chirac has a love child?)
-"Cheney feels the love" says the NYT
-First Angelina, then Madonna, and now BritBrit? Western Arrogance?
-Madonna has her baby delivered. Literally.
-Ashlee and Fergie hold hands: Friends? I think not.
-Apparently, cats CAN start house fires
-Wanted for Hire: Chinese graduate who can play golf

Fashion Highlights:
Biba Spring 2007 Ready to Wear Collection
(Model: Agnes B.)
Backstage @ Chanel Spring 2007 Ready to Wear Collection
(Models, L to R:
Bobbi Wiens, Coco Rocha, Behati Prinsloo, Bette Franke, and Agyness Deyn)J.Mendel Spring 2007 Ready to Wear Collection
Vlada Roslyakova)

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Monday, October 16, 2006

Book of the Month

Some people may find Anna Wintour evil ...but I think she's a genuis. My new favorite book of the month (okay, okay, coffeetable "book"):

In Vogue: The Illustrated History of the World's Most Famous Fashion Magazine

It's a little pricey, but its considered chump change for those of you who love to devour books, those who are aspiring fashionistas and those who are already fashionistas. It's $75, but no price is too little if you are the fashion type that splurges on those $500 Louboutins or $400 Manolos. Yeah..I love it even though I'm poor. Gimme money! GRRRR!! I need a new Alberta Ferretti dress.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Video of the Day: Korean Madness

You don't need to understand or speak Korean to understand this. I don't.

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